Ok, If you didn’t know who Lebron James is…you do now. Lebron James made huge news with “the Decision” on Thursday. Lebron held his own one hour special telling telling the world where he’s gonna play next year.
As expected….it wasn’t New York Knicks….it was to the Miami Heat. Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh will also be there. Watch out for the 3 headed monster.
*Lebron turned his back on everyone!!!!!
*The triple threat!!!! Holy shiatsu!!! Beast’s in the East!!! The Cavs owner was a crybaby bitch about the whole thing.
Read his letter that he wrote:
Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;
As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.
This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his “decision” unlike anything ever “witnessed” in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.
Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.
The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.
There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.
You simply don’t deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.
You have given so much and deserve so much more.
In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:
“I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE”
You can take it to the bank.
If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our “motivation” to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.
Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.
Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works.
This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown “chosen one” sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And “who” we would want them to grow-up to become.
But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called “curse” on Cleveland, Ohio.
The self-declared former “King” will be taking the “curse” with him down south. And until he does “right” by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.
Just watch.
Sleep well, Cleveland.
Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day….
I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:
DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue….
Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner
Cleveland Cavaliers
*What a crybaby!! I guess no matter how much money you have, spoiled is spoiled. If he took all that money that Lebron was making him and gotten more stars to surround Lebron …..all this would not even be a factor. Dan Gilbert should very well know that its a business and Lebron wants to win. He could have taken the money instead. Now, lets see if any other stars would want to play for that crybaby, knowing that if you leave your owner will talk shit about you. We all knew for a long time that there was a huge chance that Lebron was gonna leave in the summer of 2010. Mr crybaby should have gotten better players and not “they used to be good” players. Ahhhhh enough about that clown….at least it looks like there is a team that could take out everyone in the NBA…especially the Lakers…..no worries my Knicks will still be very bad.
*Bill was very upset that Lebron left the Cavs…he had some tears in his eyes before this pic…..nah, I actually had a pretty good conversation about this and I told him I would photoshop tears on his pic….too lazy as always, so lets just say he was crying. hehe.
* This dude was passed out drunk in our parking lot. Chris saw him boozing it up right before this.
*Heather, obviously a big “Twilight” fan, got some bite marks tattooed on her by Jenn Hardin. It looks sick!!! The movie on the other hand…oh my god!!! Jacob and Edward ohhhhh….yeah right. I actually just watched the first one on HBO the other night……no comment.
*I personally retired Michael Jordan again.
*Big Kurt Swanson was getting inked by everyone in the shop. I told him that I wanted to do something. I picked this little creation. Almost everyone else did a different version of a skull. I love the weird shit!! It was pretty big, because his arm is about as big as my leg.
